As much as possible, rational cpc 61 I try and will continue to try to keep all my posts here origin

As much as possible, rational cpc 61 I try and will continue to try to keep all my posts here original. Part of the reason I decided to leave Tumblr and open an account on WordPress was because, though I’d post my own material, all the posts I would reblog kept my account from being personal. But because I found the UPCAT Essay prompts extremely ridiculous (Create a story about meeting an alien? (This is the one I got) Make a lie about yourself? Explain if you’d return the gesture and say “I love you”, if your crush said it to you?) and because this post is just too hilarious, I had to make an exception.
This list has been circulating around Tumblr and Facebook and has been trending rational cpc 61 on Twitter for the past weekend. rational cpc 61 Someone (a genius.. really), decided to compile a list of silly, spoof essay questions, he dubbed “Rejected UPCAT Essay Questions”. Anyone who is a full-fledged Pinoy will enjoy this! :)
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